Do you remember a few days ago when I casually suggested that Guy may be acting like Professor X to psyche himself up for X-Men First Class?
…do I know my bestie…or do I know my bestie?!
Just woke up from a really late night, which ended…at the hospital with Guy! Before anything else I’m going to say that he’s totally alright and not at all injured. And now I will relay the events from last night:
First I met up with Claire for some pre-dancing fun times before making our way to an artist’s co-op where Rinz was spinning at a house party. Gotta love having the sweet DJ hook-ups who will invite you to the most interesting places!
We spend the night dancing. I’m feeling pretty good. I dance with some artsy boys and gals… I have a heated debate about the release of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D…I listen to Rinz spin some old school trip-hop….I have a heated somethin’ else with the dude I was debating about LoZ:OT with…
I check my phone, which I hadn’t done for hours because I was having too much fun, and who wants to be the constant phone-checker at a party anyways? So I check my phone…12 missed calls from Marge!!!
Hoping everything is cool I call Marge back right away. Gotta love Marge, because she can’t help but laugh when she answers her phone. You’ll find out why in a sex…ooops! I mean “in a sec”….freudian keyboard slip? ;)
…I hear Guy in the background, curmudgeon that he is: “I told you NOT to call her again!”
I ask what’s up. Marge tells me there’s been a bit of an accident and Guy’s in the hospital with a sprained ankle. Nothing major, but she has to catch a really early bus to visit her family in Sarnia and thinks Guy should have someone around because he’s pretty bummed and may need some help getting home.
How did this happen you ask? What does this have to do with Professor X??
I am so proud of Guy. I find out…after several attempts of prodding him at the hospital….him and Marge we’re doing a little COSPLAY and there was an accident involving X-Men, a wheel-chair, and some good Ol’ fashioned ROLE PLAY!!!
Who knew Guy had it in him?! You take a Guy to a sex shop as a boy…and he walks out a man!
Guy’s actually being surprisingly not-embarrassed about the whole affair. Which is great, because Guy should totally own his adventurous exploits!
Also, it’s hilarious. I mean…come on! Professor X?
Where did they get the wheelchair????
Not to make this all about me, but this does fit in pretty frakkin well with my new X-Men vlog ;)