About Me

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I’m Valerie Lapomme.
AKA Sexy Nerd Girl

My stats…
Class: Bard
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 15
Constitution: 14
Intelligence: 17
Wisdom: 17
Charisma: 21 (while wearing my +3 Ring of Influence)

What is your favorite word?
Meatballs.

What is your least favorite word?
Don’t have one.

What turns you on?
My alarm clock, caffeine.

What turns you off?
My internal clock, codeine.
And blissful post-coitus exhaustion.

What sound or noise do you love?
That belly-on-belly slapping noise.
It brings humility to sexual acts all over the world.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Don’t have one.

What is your favorite curse word?
Dixnballz.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Time Lord.

What profession would you not like to do?
Red shirt.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Uh-uh baby, it’s me, Barry White. I’m gonna lay you down here on this cloud. I’m gonna treat you right baby. I’m gonna give you a foot massage. How do you like that?… Mmmmmmmmmmm. Oh ya sugar. You’re my sugar, sugar. Oh yeeeeeaaaa… Yeeeeeaaaa… Mmmmmmmm… Mm-hmmmmmmm… Ohhhhhhhhhh… Oh ya baby. Oh baby baby baby…. Right in there, digging into your heel, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Now I’m moving on up to your toes… Ooooh smooth soul…