My phone just buzzed beside me, and who was it?
Call ID: Colin (and by extension, Dennis). However, true to what I said before:
Sorry, Val’s not at the phone right now, but please leave a message. :)

My phone just buzzed beside me, and who was it?
Call ID: Colin (and by extension, Dennis). However, true to what I said before:
Sorry, Val’s not at the phone right now, but please leave a message. :)
I was rooting for you and Colin. Too bad he ended up putting the “ick” in “dick.” On the other hand, his stunning lack of testicles became apparent before you wasted any more of your time. Yay!
Sorry for the delayed reply! Like REALLY delayed reply!
Yeah, I’m sad to see the things go the way they did with Colin. It’s always weird when friends get tangled up in relationships and stuff. Nice to hear I’ve got support though. :)