I called Colin. I told him that Dennis and I are NOT seeing each other. I made plans with him for tomorrow night.
For some reason this song just popped into my head:
Yay!!!

I called Colin. I told him that Dennis and I are NOT seeing each other. I made plans with him for tomorrow night.
For some reason this song just popped into my head:
Yay!!!
My spidey senses are tingling. Why do I get the feeling that Dennis will find a way to be a prick about this? I have this horrible vision of him “just happening” to be wherever you and Colin meet.
Ah, I’m overreacting because Dennis is such an arrogant jerk. He really does seem the type to bronze his own dick because society’s taken too late to sculpt his statue. You’ve set things right with him — nothing but awesomeness awaits. Enjoy your time with Colin!