Nothing like a breath of ‘WTF?’ to really wake a girl up! And I ain’t talking about farts.
Guy’s getting here soon to do a vlog with me about The Dark Knight Rises that opens this weekend, but I just got off the phone with Colin…
I asked him to come out with me – on a date! I always like to do things in person when possible, but I didn’t know when I’d be seeing him again, so…heck phone, why not?
I got the WEIRDEST answer though – he said no, because “he couldn’t do that to Dennis.”
Um…do WHAT to Dennis? Well it turns out, according to the D-bag, that we’re “IN A RELATIONSHIP.”
DAFUQ?!?
Time to roll up my sleeves and sort this mess out…

Pardon the Dark Knight reference, but Dennis has become the “Bane” of your existence. Get all Catwoman and claw his eyes out! Okay, I just want to see you in a Catwoman suit but you still get my point :)
Ha! Trust me, I would LOVE to wear the new Catwoman suit. Those heels? Those weird goggles with the part that sticks up (still not sure what those did but…cool!)?