WELL…wine. Lots and lots of wine.
SO MUCH wine, in fact, that our little 1-day trip to wine country has now turned into a 2-day trip…
Mark, my mother and I were all pretty drunk by the time the tours and dinner were done, so we called it a night and stayed at a quaint little B&B.
Nice! Only problem is, I’m supposed to be at work this morning! OOPS.
I thought maybe I could make it in for the afternoon, but as expected fate interfered with my plans in the form of my mother wanting to go see a play at the Shaw Festival in Niagara-on-the-Lake. So I phoned into work sick (which isn’t hard to fake with this hangover…).
Well um, okaaaaay…except the play’s tonight, which means we WON’T be driving back tonight. So…assuming my math is correct…
This 1-day trip turned into a 2-day trip WHICH IS TURNING INTO A 3-DAY TRIP! IT’S MUTATING!!
Euh…I can’t take a day off Birks AND a day off Re: Reading, I need to go home! So while I’m having a good time…I’m feeling a little kidnapped too!
Send aid.