Dang.
It’s the second day in a row I’ve done the pinch test, and I guess I have no luck, because I am definitely not dreaming.
So as promised, last night I “hit the town” with my mother so she could feel out the neighborhood in case she decides to buy a condo around here. The night started out pretty darn good actually, I took mother to a delicious fancy-shmancy restaurant in da hood (her treat!), and I was thinking “hey, if living near mother means I can eat this good more often, that ain’t so bad right?”
WRONG!
After dinner was over, the night took one heck of a turn for the WORST! WORRSSSTTT!
…so after dinner we went out for drinks at a nearby bar that just opened up…the place isn’t exactly mother’s style, but I wanted her to get a good feel for the neighborhood! (mother: “so they actually let people graffiti the tables here? And the bartender really refuses to make mojitos?”
AND GUESS WHO WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR NOT FIVE MINUTES LATER?!?
Yup, it was Adam. Apparently he kinda knows the bartender, so he came in solo and decided he’d join us! And it gets WORSE… He was totally all over me ALL NIGHT! In front of my mother! Gross.
AND IT GETS EVEN WORSE!
Mother: “Val, I really like your friend! He is such a charmer!”
Oh god…my nightmare is coming true.