Oh, if Martha could see me know! Roll out the red carpet, cause I’m havin’ an Oscar partttyyyyy!
Correction…I’m havin’ an Oscar “gathering of a few close frienddddssss”!!!
I’ve been preping for it all day. My place looks like the Kodak Theater on a shoe string budget. I love it. Red, gold and oh so cozy. Popcorn, milk duds and Twizzlers for snacks. I’ve made cardboard cutouts of all the guests and put them on the couch as place holders. I even have a potato powered countdown clock. Since it is a Black Swan (loosely based) themed party I ask everyone to come in either black or white to represent their personality.
I think what represents me best…a sexy black cocktail dress, with over-sized white Grannie panties underneath. That way it’s not until the 3rd act of the show that you find out what’s REALLY goin’ on!
Time to prep the dinner!!! Pelmeni lots of sour cream… and even more vodka!