Oh, Saturday night….and you started off so well! Like most weekends, I was in the mood for fun, so I headed off to ye olde 8-bit music night at the local Tavern (sorry, been re-reading Dragonlance, the original trilogy, natch), when who should show up but ol’ Coffee Cory. Java Joe wouldn’t leave me alone the whole night, saying he ‘figured I’d be here’ and that ‘DJ Dead Pixel is really doin some interesting stuff with those Gameboys’. Yeah right, Decaf Don, don’t act like you didn’t just jump on the 8-bit music bandwagon with all the other Crystal Castle-lovin’ hipsters. DJ Dead Pixel is STRICTLY real nerds-ONLY! Ugh, so steamed….also a little drunk. Need to seriously rethink relationship with Espresso Ed. See you tomorrow, dreams about Dreamcast await….
